Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Justin Bieber is punk rock

Bieber punching his Spanish fan in the face is the most punk rock move I've seen from a pop star in forever. Knowing that there's still SOMEONE out there willing to uphold the punk rock ethos, willing to take the flag from Johnny Rotten, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop and the like, it just warms the cockles of my heart. Next time somebody tries to get handsy with you Bieber? Jump out of the car, grab that fucker and give him the business. You seen Bieber lately? Dude is RIPPED. Barcelona no-respect-for-personal-space guy is lucky he only ended up with a bloody lip. Bieber could have UTTERLY DESTROYED HIM. Punk rock lives kids, and it lives in Justin Bieber. Don't let his pussy-ass music fool you. Dude is the reincarnation of Joe Strummer. Now if we could just get Bieber interested in politics and shit. We need to RADICALIZE Bieber. We need to WEAPONIZE Bieber. Somebody introduce this kid to MIA.

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