I wish I could think of something pithy to say about Thanksgiving.
I wish I could concoct some devastatingly witty Thanksgiving take-down.
I wish I could gather my thoughts about Thanksgiving and express them in a form that would fully convey my disdain for the entire notion of the holiday.
But this morning I would rather jab myself in the eyes with sharpened sticks than write. Or think. Or feel.
So this is all I got:
Thanksgiving can blow me.
Enjoy your turkey, turkeys!