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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Thanksgiving can blow me

I wish I could think of something pithy to say about Thanksgiving.

I wish I could concoct some devastatingly witty Thanksgiving take-down.

I wish I could gather my thoughts about Thanksgiving and express them in a form that would fully convey my disdain for the entire notion of the holiday.

But this morning I would rather jab myself in the eyes with sharpened sticks than write. Or think. Or feel.

So this is all I got:

Thanksgiving can blow me.

Enjoy your turkey, turkeys!


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